foxyshazam:

Stopping at the corner store for mints - $2.99. Buying roses for your Valentine’s day lover - $49.99. Eating a fancy dinner for two - $ 79.99. Reserving a hotel room at the fanciest hotel you can think of with a heart shaped bubble bath - $449.99. Not getting any of that stupid shit and showing your lover the VEVO world premiere of the music video for “I Like It” - priceless. There are something’s money can’t buy, for everything else there’s Foxy Shazam.

myampgoesto11:

Crocodile painted on hand by Guido Daniele

dubsteplyrics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYYyMu3pzL4

- Eclectic Introduction -

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye gye gye gyeeeeuw.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nyi nyi nyiiii nyao ni ni ni.

Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, yaaiooiiiiinaaiiooneueuaodeh.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye…

Not mine, but funny.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

My cheque to children in need.

Ahh the joys of watching television online… Halfway thru the game, the cite im on sent me to watch The Jackie Chan Adventures… dafuq?

Watching hockey online, the announcers are all speaking in French. It’s so much more entertaining than English, though. Especially the advertisements, because then you get to guess what they’re talking about.

fyeahfoxyshazam:

Wanna-be Angel // Foxy Shazam